Hooray for bringing on WW3! 2 religious fucks and 1 fake religious fuck.
spoogicus on
Let them fight! 🙂
maintaincourse on
All three are Abrahamic faiths. The same God. I think their God gave up on em after their last holy war, some thousand years ago.
Long_Procedure_2629 on
religion poisons everything
Chumlee1917 on
God: I DIDN’T PICK ANY OF YOU
PhoenixUltimate on
They were all chosen by God to start the apocalypse
SingleMaltMouthwash on
And all chosen by the same God. What a joker.
crapbag29 on
He’s as Christian as I am
Bwilderedwanderer on
So put the three of them in an arena, put it on pay per view, and let’s solve
JustGoodSense on
WHAT?! No! No, no, no, no. They’re gonna get us normal people killed, too!
Plaid_Piper on
Don’t forget “I was chosen by god to lead a holy war to restore the russian empire”
OpenAlternative8049 on
God is a fickle fucker
Gonzanic on
Throw the fuckers in the ring and let them sort it out.
LuckyEnergy7293 on
where did this compromise idea come from
jrsinhbca on
I thought this was a poster for a movie about Daniel 7.
SnivyEyes on
If I’ve learned anything in the past decades, it’s that religion is the reason we can never have peace.
Isabeer on
“I’m just lucky to be here, I guess!”
holamau on
Fuck religion. They only advance by begetting fear into their believers. And cause the believers to accept things “because god wanted things to be that way”. No empowering. Just submission and acceptance.
Fuck religion. Where all their fundamental “values” of “love one another” crumbles the moment you add the “unless it’s someone from a different religion, skin color, language” and gives them permission to annihilate each other.
Fuck religion. Full stop.
opusupo on
I was chosen by God to tell y’all he isn’t real.
soulbend on
I’m tired of these same old stories and the way they are used to control and placate ignorant people. I’m also tired of ignorant people.
urbanek2525 on
God: “If you assholes keep saying it’s a holy war, you’re going to be *really unhappy* when we finally meet face-to-face.”
wickedrude on
If God had a twitter account: “I didn’t pick any of these fascists. That was the other guy.”
crazymouse2525 on
and all the same “god”
EssenceReavers on
Let the imaginary best friends fight each other. Leave the real life prices alone
StandardDiver2791 on
Proof there is no god. Sorry to the believers. If there were a god, surely this would not be a debate.
primax1uk on
Didn’t think we’d go back round to the crusades again.
Orion14159 on
MrMuf on
They all have the same god too. Maybe god really is a trickster
SKRyanrr on
This can turn into a romantic homoerotica or a bloody war.
Ancient-Tax-8129 on
All the abrahamic religions in one meme… nice.
moban89 on
Khameni never said that, it would be blasphemy in islam to say “I was chosen by god”.generally the Iranians frame the war as one of defence from an evil empire, not a holy conquest
D-Rich-88 on
In reality, they’re all working for him
makemeking706 on
When the loser’s bracket is the main bracket.
SakaWreath on
Toss their asses in a cage and settle this.
Pretty_Roundd on
Joey thought they were throwing down over the last slice of pizza instead
CV90_120 on
God: “which one’s Earth again?”
das_slash on
Maybe God wants them to kill each other
CoachMatt314 on
God must be really angry to want everyone to kill people. Maybe they should all try peace and love. I thought that was the point and f it all.
Vyvyanovich on
False equivalency
tooskinttogotocuba on
Commandments, who needs them
Ultranerdgasm94 on
Why are you all acting like Iran had an equal hand in this? We started this, we bombed them first, began attacking civilian targets indiscriminately, and killed their current leader’s entire family. It was leaked that Trump did it because he’s been floundering ever since the Epstein Files dropped and the ICE raids backfired and thought wartime presidents always get a giant boost to approval ratings.
totalscrotalimplosio on
One of these guys represents a country that did not start said war. This is blatant false equivalency.
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It’s never an atheist war is it
Seems god likes to play all the sides.
The rock in my backyard told me to deface my neighbor’s car, I am a messenger and a missionary from God himself.
God’s like “What? You asked me to deal with the overpopulation crisis.”
[“They’re fighting over which religion is the most peaceful!”](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/11/47/b1/1147b1173fbcd11f5d309fcab483984f.jpg)
Hooray for bringing on WW3! 2 religious fucks and 1 fake religious fuck.
Let them fight! 🙂
All three are Abrahamic faiths. The same God. I think their God gave up on em after their last holy war, some thousand years ago.
religion poisons everything
God: I DIDN’T PICK ANY OF YOU
They were all chosen by God to start the apocalypse
And all chosen by the same God. What a joker.
He’s as Christian as I am
So put the three of them in an arena, put it on pay per view, and let’s solve
WHAT?! No! No, no, no, no. They’re gonna get us normal people killed, too!
Don’t forget “I was chosen by god to lead a holy war to restore the russian empire”
God is a fickle fucker
Throw the fuckers in the ring and let them sort it out.
where did this compromise idea come from
I thought this was a poster for a movie about Daniel 7.
If I’ve learned anything in the past decades, it’s that religion is the reason we can never have peace.
“I’m just lucky to be here, I guess!”
Fuck religion. They only advance by begetting fear into their believers. And cause the believers to accept things “because god wanted things to be that way”. No empowering. Just submission and acceptance.
Fuck religion. Where all their fundamental “values” of “love one another” crumbles the moment you add the “unless it’s someone from a different religion, skin color, language” and gives them permission to annihilate each other.
Fuck religion. Full stop.
I was chosen by God to tell y’all he isn’t real.
I’m tired of these same old stories and the way they are used to control and placate ignorant people. I’m also tired of ignorant people.
God: “If you assholes keep saying it’s a holy war, you’re going to be *really unhappy* when we finally meet face-to-face.”
If God had a twitter account: “I didn’t pick any of these fascists. That was the other guy.”
and all the same “god”
Let the imaginary best friends fight each other. Leave the real life prices alone
Proof there is no god. Sorry to the believers. If there were a god, surely this would not be a debate.
Didn’t think we’d go back round to the crusades again.
They all have the same god too. Maybe god really is a trickster
This can turn into a romantic homoerotica or a bloody war.
All the abrahamic religions in one meme… nice.
Khameni never said that, it would be blasphemy in islam to say “I was chosen by god”.generally the Iranians frame the war as one of defence from an evil empire, not a holy conquest
In reality, they’re all working for him
When the loser’s bracket is the main bracket.
Toss their asses in a cage and settle this.
Joey thought they were throwing down over the last slice of pizza instead
God: “which one’s Earth again?”
Maybe God wants them to kill each other
God must be really angry to want everyone to kill people. Maybe they should all try peace and love. I thought that was the point and f it all.
False equivalency
Commandments, who needs them
Why are you all acting like Iran had an equal hand in this? We started this, we bombed them first, began attacking civilian targets indiscriminately, and killed their current leader’s entire family. It was leaked that Trump did it because he’s been floundering ever since the Epstein Files dropped and the ICE raids backfired and thought wartime presidents always get a giant boost to approval ratings.
One of these guys represents a country that did not start said war. This is blatant false equivalency.